I rock! I am also:

  • The co-founder of
  • The founder of Finger Hats
  • A bunch of other cool stuff that I forgot about since I’m weird.
  • Living
  • Breaking my toe
  • Falling out of a tree
  • Doing 92 flips on a trampoline (in one bounce, of course)
  • Running a mile in 2 minutes
  • Writing “War and Peace”  (look it up on Google)
  • Drawing “Starry Night” (look it up on Google) (Or Safari) (Or MIcrosoft Edge if you’re that type of person) (Or even Internet Explorer if you have a super old computer that didn’t update to Edge).

(Guess which one is a lie)

I am smart 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679
I know that. I think.
I have become even smarter! 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525
I know that too. 
Weird things about me:
  • Everything
  • I barf rainbows
  • Other stuff
  • I have recurring dreams of crazed llamas breaking into a jail to save Ed the camel.
  • I have a humongous mouth in that amazing, definitely-not-edited picture.

“So, Isaiah, what advice do you have for people who want to be like you?” – Famous reporter

“Whenever you barf, think of rainbow and you become famous when Roy G. Biv comes out of your mouth.” -Even more famous guy

“…” -Famous reporter

Make a spoon company. Live long.

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Co-Founder since 11/4/16


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