#DontUseSocialMedia
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Fidget Spoon Update
Fidget Spoons now only cost $3 instead of $4! This is a PERMANENT change! Fidget Spoons also now come with a two-day warranty. You can also buy an extended warranty for one week for just $0.25! Order soon, because there is already a long list of people who want a Fidget Spoon! Happy Spinning!
New products: Free Paper and the Fidget Spoon!
Two new products are officially released today: free paper and the Fidget Spoon! Summary of the New Products: Free paper is paper you can print, totally free! See how to do this on the Free Paper page. The Fidget Spoon is similar to a fidget spinner, but customized! Buy one on the Fidget Spoon page.
The Game
Two guys were on a plane. One guy, Dr. Newman asked the other guy, Jeff, to play a game. "If I don't know the answer to a question you ask, I pay you five dollars. If I ask you a question you don't know, you pay me five dollars." Jeff considered this and decided it was too risky. Later, Dr. Newman asked to play the same game but if he gets a question wrong he pays Jeff $500, and if Jeff gets one wrong he only has to pay Dr. Newman $5. Jeff said he would, of course, and Dr. Newman asked Jeff a hard history question. Jeff didn't know the answer so he paid Dr. Newman $5. Jeff then asked Dr. Newman, "What goes up a hill on four…
Eli’s Intuitive Question #9
If you throw up while doing a handstand, do you throw down?
Eli’s Intuitive Question #8
Does a one-eyed animal wink or blink?
Eli’s Intuitive Question #7
If Pinocchio says "My nose will grow," what happens?
Christmas Finger Hat SALE!
You can but a whole hand of finger hats (5) for just $1*! That's half price! *Plus the price of addition/customize fees. Each large hats adds 5¢ to the total cost. Valid through 12/15/16.
Eli’s Intuitive Question #6
If you eat yourself, are you twice as big or is there nothing left?